Beetleball - The Autumnstic Belated Chitinous Dung-lightfully Eerie Skin Pack

I know what you're thinking- kerpow! I'm the greatest Beetleballer to ever live. But how the bug are people supposed to know that at the mere sight of me? How can I make their spindly legs tremble in my presence? How can I make their innards roil at the prospect of a 1v1?!?!

Behold. The, uh, ABCDE (Spooky) Skin Pack!

When you purchase this deliciously alphabetically consistent skin pack, you'll receive:

• The Web-Slinger Longhorn Skin

• Skeleton Dung Beetle Skin

• Pumpking Atlas Skin

• The Ghastly Glide Trail

• The Witch Brew Goal Explosion

• The "Juice" Goal Explosion

• AND The Po- I MEAN SEPTIC GOAL EXPLOSION!!!

As you don this magnificent carapace cover, listen carefully. That distant plip plip plip... that's the sound of your rival's tears hitting their desk.