You'll Never Find My Cash!

Hide it. Find theirs. Keep the most.

You'll Never Find My Cash! is a physics party game for 1–4 players about stashing money and robbing your friends. Everyone gets the same house, the same pile of cash and a few minutes to hide it. Then every house gets raided, and all the owner can do is block the doorway, shove the searcher and try very hard to look innocent.

Made for streams, couples and groups of friends who don't quite trust each other with money. The free demo is out now.

Features

• If it looks like it opens, it opens. Cupboards, fridges, drawers, wardrobes, toilet tanks, cushions and rugs, with jars and boxes on every shelf.

• Money that bends. Keep it in a stack, lay it flat, roll it up or crumple it into a wad to squeeze it under sofas, behind cabinets and between cushions.

Hide it anywhere

• Physics everywhere. Push the sofa over your stash, hide a jar inside a pot inside a cupboard, pile boxes on top.

• Get physical. While your home is searched, block doorways, shove the searcher, or grab them and drag them away from your money.

The owner fights back

• Mind the appliances. Switch on the oven or the washing machine and whatever is hidden inside is gone. Same goes for flushing the toilet.

• Three houses and a ship. A small flat, a toy shop and a snowy ski cabin, plus a showdown on a pirate ship off a tropical island in Pirate Ship mode.

Then raid your friends' houses

• Six modes. After every match, everyone votes on the next: Classic, Pirate Ship, All In, Blitz, Silent or Camo Cash.

• 1–4 players. Public rooms, friend invites and voice chat, or practise alone against a bot.

Chameleon cash: it copies whatever it touches

• The winner wears the crown into the next match.

• Full controller support and Steam Deck controls.