Language and currency
Developer
Patrick Gallaway
Publisher
Pontius Pilates Publishing
Released
May 11, 2026
Price checked
42 minutes ago
Tracked since
Oct 8, 2026
Product code
app:4666780

Game

Messiah Simulator

  • Steam
  • PC

Description

A Gnostic survival roguelite where you play as Jesus, get the miracles slightly wrong, and try not to be crucified. The perfect gift for your ultra-religious friend—or the one who thinks they're the Messiah. Jesus lasted 33 years. You'll be lucky to last five minutes.

PC requirements

Minimum

OS
Windows 10
Processor
Intel Core i3 2.5 GHz or AMD equivalent
Memory
4 GB
Graphics
Intel HD Graphics 4000 or equivalent
DirectX
11
Storage
2 GB

Recommended

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

Best price
$2.68
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About the game

Developer
Patrick Gallaway
Publisher
Pontius Pilates Publishing
Released
May 11, 2026
Genres
Casual,Adventure,Simulation

Languages 1

LanguageMenusVoiceSubtitles
English

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