Bald Busters

After the release of an "Instant Muscle Pill," millions built massive physiques without setting foot in a gym... at the cost of every single hair on their heads. The result? An endless horde of jacked dudes whose shiny bald heads reflect so much sunlight that they are triggering a new Ice Age.

As the planet's sole hair expert, your mission is to hunt down, blast, and regrow hair on these beefcakes before we all freeze to death.

• Aggressive Hair Hunting: Fry bald heads gun in hand or deploy your barber squad to plant hair on them while they run along the beach.

• Follicular Destruction Arsenal: Obliterate them with Minoxidil blasts, micrograft guns, quantum lasers, and stem-cell bombs that will make them sweat hair.

• Absurd Escalation: Glue on cheap toupees and advance to frantic mass transplants to stop the apocalypse.

• Comic Style & Unfiltered Humor: Enjoy a beach vibe, panicking sweaty bald guys, and a "heroic" ending.