Monster Roadtrip - Playable Character - Glitch

Would you define yourself as a creature of mischief? Then Glitch might be the playable character for you!
Glitch is a creature that can only be described as a slightly obnoxious yet kinda adorable sausage gremlin.

You know those vids where you see a cat putting their paw on a glass, the owner yells "NO!" at them and the cat stares at the camera for five seconds, only to then throw the glass off the table?
That's Glitch in a nutshell. A little bastard you can't help but love.




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