Developer
Andy Yeet
Series
MadOctopus
Released
Aug 25, 2026
Price checked
1 hour ago
Tracked since
Oct 8, 2026
Product code
app:4154510

Game

How Asian Parents went to School

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  • PC

Description

An online 1-4 player co-op adventure where you experience the legendary struggle of getting to school as an Asian parent. Fight Tom, a psychopathic bear, defy physics, and survive the emotional damage from Tablo Escobar: an NPC who roasts you every time you fail.

Reach School, Alive (Optional)

Join 3 friends to relive the legendary journey your parents bragged about. Climb vertical mountains, survive a highly questionable commute, and get to class before the bell rings.

School attendance is mandatory. Survival isn't. Get to school or bring shame to your family.

Face the Bear Who Identifies as a Cat

Humans love cats, but this one isn’t exactly a cat. It's a cat mask wearing bear that screams 'Meow' at players, spits on them, and oh yeah- has a literal flamethrower in his mouth.

The "Cat" is Back for more Friendly Games

The bear is back for a friendly game of Freeze Tag. Except if everyone freezes, you die. So rely on friends to unfreeze you. Then survive a totally fair snowball fight with the same bear.

Let Your Anger Out on Your Friends

Fed up with Tablo Escobar's 1,700+ unique lines of insulting dialogue? You can always use your buddies as stress relief punching bags.

Chill...

Take a break from the trauma. Admire the satisfying scenery, listen to the peaceful birds, and forget about the danger for a minute.

Features :

  • Online 1-4 Player Co-op & Offline Solo Play

  • Proximity Voice Chat

  • Tablo Escobar - Your personal bully with 1,700+ dialogues

  • 9 “Sus” Collectibles with satisfying sound effects

  • Cat Mask Wearing Bear who spits on players

  • Snowball Fight - totally not rigged

  • Freeze Tag - if everyone freezes, everyone dies

  • The Crow Taxi - very questionable ride

PC requirements

Minimum

OS
Windows 10 (64-bit)
Processor
Core i7-3820 or equivalent
Memory
8 GB
Graphics
NVIDIA GeForce GTX 970
DirectX
11
Storage
5 GB
Notes
Bring few cousins who are better at gaming than you.

Recommended

OS
Windows 10/11 (64-bit)
Processor
Ryzen 9 3900XT or equivalent
Memory
12 GB
Graphics
RTX 3060 or equivalent
DirectX
12
Storage
5 GB
Notes
Broadband connection faster than your cousin Timmy's.
Best price
$2.76
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Ratings

Steam reviews Mixed 61% · 71 reviews

About the game

Developer
Andy Yeet
Series
MadOctopus
Released
August 25, 2026

Languages 11

LanguageMenusVoiceSubtitles
English
Russian
French
German
Italian
Japanese
Korean
Polish
Simplified Chinese
Spanish
Traditional Chinese

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