Fuck the Ocean

It started with a puddle. It ends when there is no ocean left.

An ordinary man gets his sock wet and decides that water has had its chance. With the backing of a secret League, he sets out to fill the lot.

Start small. Throw sand into a puddle by hand, buy better tools, and let a leaking sandbag do some of the work for you. Hire help, launch garden gnomes and all manner of objects into the sea - to finally fill it and be rid of it.

Click, upgrade, watch it fill

Every handful goes somewhere you can see. The water is filled as the sand goes in, so progress is something you watch happen rather than just a number you read.

Put the crew to work

Buy equipment, increase efficiency, and speed up how often it delivers. Spend talents on the parts of the operation you like best.

Take your grudge around the world

Ten locations, from the offending puddle to the Oceans.

Increasingly silly equipment

Leaking sandbags. Gnome catapults. Rubbish trucks. Duck mortars. Printer launchers. And a lot more. Nobody involved stopped to ask whether any of this was a good idea.

Finish the job

This campaign has an ending.

A simple single-player incremental game about a very small grievance and an unnecessarily large response.